sweetre:

shhh no talk, me try read book

mayastormborn:

khi-speaks:

charlesoberonn:

outofbinaryspace:

what-even-is-thiss:

im-a-giraffe666:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Hang on

What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?

Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…

What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?

He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.

He really would be perfect

But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

respect Phil

This is all not to say that Phil didn’t also know that Herc needed to be thicc

fullymechanized-consoomer:

memefix:

realest-asami-requiem:

official-mugi:

princessnijireiki:

yenneferofcintra:

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

this is literally. SO funny

What’s going on

John recently got off of his legally enforced Disney gag order and has been blasting ass about how dissatisfied he was with the sequels, especially the forced romance between Rey and Keylo and how poorly his character was handled.

A bunch of fandom weirdos freaked out because they can’t separate fiction from reality and tried to shame him into silence, but being the King he is John took this opportunity to blow off 5 years of steam that built up after being one of the prime pieces of meat in the pressure cooker known as the Star Wars fandom.

The social incompetents had their minds shattered at the realization that the actor is not the character he plays, that he doesn’t like them or think the way they want him to think, and because of this they are breaking down at the mundane revelation that the public figure they’ve been harassing for years can sling their shit right back at them.